Cardio minutes? You’re kidding, right? Mike, I have found the PERFECT body slimming/weight-loss/bikini-ready program. I made it up all by myself! It’s called the “Christmas-Kids-and-Caffeine” Work-out. All you have to do is run around the mall dragging 3 or 4 screaming children along, while refreshing yourself with grande double shot lattes! Do this for 6 to 8 eight days straight and voila! You are a frazzled, shaking shell of your former self! I’ll be there on Friday (12/31) and you’ll be amazed!
P.S. My water bottle will be filled with the double shot latte…
Cardio minutes? You’re kidding, right? Mike, I have found the PERFECT body slimming/weight-loss/bikini-ready program. I made it up all by myself! It’s called the “Christmas-Kids-and-Caffeine” Work-out. All you have to do is run around the mall dragging 3 or 4 screaming children along, while refreshing yourself with grande double shot lattes! Do this for 6 to 8 eight days straight and voila! You are a frazzled, shaking shell of your former self! I’ll be there on Friday (12/31) and you’ll be amazed!
P.S. My water bottle will be filled with the double shot latte…